25 January 2014
Au quartier belge
The other day, at La Promenade Café, I noticed that the
sign 'La Toilette' had appeared on the restroom door. I emailed the
owner, to say that perhaps it should read 'Les Toilettes,' as it would in
France. He replied that, in Belgium, a restroom is singular, not
plural. This can mean only that the street scene portrayed on the café
walls is not French, but Belgian! I remember that a
French professor, in my university days, told me that I had a Belgian
accent. To this day, I don't know what a Belgian accent sounds like.
Like me, evidently.
23 January 2014
Death Wish
O tempora! O pueri! This afternoon, on the 43 Masonic bus,
high-schoolers dominated the passenger list. One young fellow, about 13
years old, delivered himself of rather loopy, funny, and very
loud banter with his classmates. "Thanks to you," one of them said, "everyone on this bus wishes he was dead!" "I know," said the young
fellow; "Isn't it great?"
15 January 2014
A Ticket to The City
Yesterday,
at Palo Alto Caltrain station, a young man asked me whether I could
change a hundred-dollar bill. "No," I said. He then showed me the bill,
saying, "Have you seen the new $100? It's made to be hard to fake." This
is counterfeit money, I thought. I remarked that he could change the
bill at a bank, a suggestion which did not meet his approval. The young
fellow ostensibly wanted to buy a ticket to The City. I suggested that
he use a credit or debit card. He mumbled that he didn't have enough
money on his cards. I felt sorry for the young trickster.
10 January 2014
Hi Tops
How
To Win Friends & Influence People. A few days ago, in the Caltrain
station at 4th & King, two young men got to talking. One was
straddling a bicycle, the other was seated beside me. The young cyclist
was wearing green Converse hi tops. The other remarked on this.
Apparently, in Hi Tops' company, workers in various departments identify
themselves by the color and style of their footwear. The other
expressed an interest in Hi Tops' company; Hi Tops asked for a resume.
They boarded the train together, deep in conversation.
04 January 2014
A Sign of the Times
A
Sign of the Times, beside the cash register in a cafe on Market Street,
near The Castro: "Boss will beat me if I take a bill larger than $20.
I'd rather you spank me!"
The Cafe Formerly Known As Zephyr
O
tempora! O mores! In The Cafe Formerly Known As Zephyr, have appeared
garlands of imitation ivy, draped along the walls, walls which portray
an outdoor street scene, an imitation of a Parisian neighborhood. And
notices have gone up, announcing the imminent arrivals of poetry
readings and musical performances. For years, TCFKAZ has been a quiet
haven for high schoolers and college kids, working on their assignments.
Are they to yield to lovers of bad verse and worse music?
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